Flat Earth New Zealand

The Planet you live on is flat.

 

Always has been, always will be

 

Well - flat and round, and a little bit bumpy, to be precise.

 

Much like a compact disc. With hills and mountains on it.

 

All planets are in fact planes. With a T added on the end. Or a cross symbol if you will. That's you - on the cross - being crucified by a lack of knowledge, and basic common sense.

 

Earth is in fact a anongram for the word Heart. The Earth, or 'Middle Earth' as it is known in Lord of the Rings, is the flat round plane in the middle of quite a large dome structure, as explained both in the Christian Bible as well as every other religion and ancient text on record. Up until the past 400-500 years or so of course, when along came man made inventions such as the globe Earth theory, Darwinian monkey man theory, dinosaur theories (and fake plastic bones), gravity theories (that would be grave with another T added on), and right up to the modern BS theories such as landing on the Moon, living on Mars, mad cow diseases, man made climate change, NASA, and of course modern day psychology, the means by which all of these BS man made theories are enforced, psychology being another man made theory invented by a Jewish cocaine addict from Austria who often spoke of his strange sexual desire for his own mother.

 

You can of course prove the Earth you live on is flat yourself just using everyday common sense and basic math. The hardest part about doing this however is the bit where you first have to admit to yourself that you have been lied to your entire life.

 

We provide some basic evidence in the pictures and videoes below - or try a few yourself one day. Here is our favorite - try jumping in the air one day and see if you land in the same place. Then ask yourself, how fast is the ground beneath your feet spinnnig? Case closed. Another very easy one is simply drive out to the coast, preferrably somewhere nice and high, and take a look for yourself. You can see over 120 degrees of horizon from many parts of the NZ coast, and it is all perfectly flat. Take a builders leveler with you if still in any doubt. Its called 'water level' not 'water curve'. Or just throw a ball up in the air and see if you have to move to catch it when it comes down.

 

Many more nice easy evidences in the vidoes below, including some showing what an utter load of crap NASA is - NASA being a Hebrew word meaning 'to deceive on a grand scale'.